Parallel Universe theory has bemused one and all. The creme de la creme of social thinkers have come and fallen prey to the lure of what is it like on the other side !! So why not us .. let us visualize India style !!
In Parallel Universe, there exists one powerful species who has and always exploited the commons due to their corrupt minds and supreme power. Behold Mr. Hazare and his pesky sidekick Mr. Kejriwal.
Countless allegations prone, they are sitting on piles of cash & digesting and burping out one scam after the other.
Standing tall against him is our hero, the Gandhian thinking and khaki clad Robert .. Robert Vadra and his wife Priyanka. They have this hot blooded brother in law, Rahul who dropped out of school, not due to bad grades and attitude but due to poverty and not paying fees in time.
Robert Vadra along with Priyanka and Rahul would be on a hunger strike at Ram Leela maidan for the upliftment of poor and their basic rights. Fighting against the atrocities of people like the Kejriwals and the Hazares. The entire nation would ... not be by there side and would mind their business and move along with the daily hustle and bustle of the city. So in short they were on their own and with few handful locals by their side.
Government had this tag of being very aggressive and took prompt decisions against the bad people. Once in a while the Government would surprise people by announcing some lame decisions like FDI in Retail etc.
Here Government took their stance and compromised for a hanging-in-the-middle decision. After breaking their fast subject to Government approval they will go have a 3 bucks lemon juice from the vendor outside and reach their 8x10 place on the outskirts of Delhi where Priyanka would cook dinner for the three. Some uncanny similarity is that Mr. Rahul is used to eating from the poor man's plate #Not.
Meanwhile, Mr. Kejriwal and Mr. Hazare plump as they are physically are also flexing their financial muscles and getting all sorts of favours from this organization called LFD primarily into sponsoring National level Marbles championship 'IML' - Indian Marbles League. Yeah yeah .. Buildings and other things are just subsidiaries. So basically Hazares and the clan with LFD offering a major KLPD on the people !!
For further development in this, only time will tell or our channel '3 Weeks 2 Days Tak' with cameraguy Some Pandey and reporter Some Tripathi. If you like this coverage SMS Y/N on 420 and we will pay you back your cost of SMS.
This just in: Mr. Kejriwal just issued this statement "Democratic Republic of Mango has scarcity of People eating Bananas" what it means only time will tell !!
Mr. Manmohan Singh does not speak. Yes here too !!
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